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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.
- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi
by kernvir March 25, 2019
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Ding Dong

Is Africa a country?
- Ding Dong mf
by Nexxxx March 29, 2022
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Chen ding dong

1.The IT man of out school, people call him chen ding dong.
2. Boyan's dad
Boyan strolls into the staff room with his laptop in his hands.
Boyan:"hi im looking for Mr chen ding dong"

The whole staffroom looks at him
Boyan:"I mean chen dongxing haha"
by Bearishy April 15, 2022
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Sing-a-song-ding-dong

🎶 Sing-a-song-ding-dong 🎶 -Sue
by flodung April 9, 2023
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ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.
by defined word definition July 27, 2023
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