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House-daughter

A teen age girl how has working parents or guardians, and stays home to take care of the home and younger siblings. Often a house-wife in training or has a mother who has planed out her daughter's future.
Random teen age girl: "I am so pissed at my mom."

Another random teen age girl: "What now?"
Random teen age girl: "She is trying to make me into into a house-daughter! I watch the kids, make dinner, do the dishes and do the laundry. She is crazy if she thinks I am going to be a house-wife!!!!
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Daughter sniffer

Welcome to the new Daughter sniffer! The new Daughter sniffer in the White House of 2022 were created by commu- I mean scientists! Bring your daughter toward the sniffer and it will sniff your daughter! It will even sniff your daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter! Get the new Daughter sniffer today only for uhhhhhhh I forgot. Get it on sale.....Now!
Leftist 1: Do you like your Joe Biden Daughter sniffer?

Leftist 2: Yeah, I pranked my friend's daughter by having it sniff her hair hehe.
by Skyrim550 March 18, 2022
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Daughter

The child that fathers don't know much about so they ignore them, the child that mothers push away and alienate, even though that child is probably gonna be the one to actually go to school and finish college while their brothers knock up every girl up and drop out of school to sell drugs.
Contrary to popular belief, a daughter is not any harder to raise than a son.
by LucyLi December 8, 2004
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darth vader helmet

1. The underside of the tip of a penis. sometimes concealed by skin if the owner of the helmet is uncircumcised.
Man that slut was licking all over my darth vader helmet.
by jordanc57 August 17, 2007
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Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.
"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"
by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008
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woodcutter's daughter

I was munchin a woodcutter's daughter only to find that I had pubic hair stuck between my teeth.
by vegas RX December 10, 2002
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your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.
Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?
by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009
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