'Beat Cynwalker Day' occurs on January 26th. You are able to, on this day, subject "Cynwalker" to any kind of bodily harm you desire without legal troubles or apparent motive. Have fun, and release your frustration about Murder Drones EP7 in a constructive and healthy way instead of finding other unhealthy coping mechanisms. 'Beat Cynwalker Day' is on its way to become a national holiday worldwide.

Rave: Grrr grrr I hate Cynwalker so much, I wish today was Beat Cynwalker/Cyssa/Tescyn Day.
desk: Bro, today IS Beat Cynwalker Day.
Rave: OH HELL YEAH

Beat Cynwalker/Cyssa/Tescyn Day by deskspaced June 30, 2024

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Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

Stop being so cynical by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

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Send Them to the clinic Cynic

Stop playin bruh Cynic finna pull a whole right click headtap havoc all about that static and send you the the fucking clinic. Send them to the clinic Cynic doesnt play around, hes gonna suck ya mum.

YOO WTFFF I JUST GOT "Send them to the clinic cynic'd! Yo ya heard he has a twitch with 0 daily views its :cyniciv

Send Them to the clinic Cynic by GAyass nigger November 24, 2020

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