Customerable

Technical information presented in such a way that it will not confuse or anger a non-technical customer.

Can you look at this response and make it customerable?

by Collinizeration August 6, 2014

cukoodikoo

Cluster of hair protruding from one's scalp resembling the comb of a rooster. Similar to bedhead.

It wasn't until 3rd period that Roger realized he had a cukoodikoo on the back of his head.

by DarkRavenLord December 23, 2014

customer-patient

In the U.S.A., a person seeking non-emergency medical service must first provide proof of insurance and pay money before being examined by medical personnel.

Customer-patient: Help, I've chainsawed my fingers off!

Register Operator/Triage Representative: That'll be 50 bucks.

by Jojo Kimberly July 19, 2017

customership

The act of being a customer.

It’s wasn’t a matter of poor service, it was poor customership.

by markymark07 June 17, 2018

cuckoo fart

To let one go, immediately after another person has blown the muck trumpet in order to confuse the Smeller as to the perpetrator of the stench.

This morning my wife did a fart, so I let go a “cuckoo fart” and she thought it was hers,

by Ilovebananas65 May 30, 2019

Customer Service Call

Try to start and finish masturbating before the customer service rep answers the call. Owing to the "extremely high call volume." Said company is experiencing.

I was on a customer service call yesterday. Finished 2x before the lady answered the call.

by Thesexyasian June 11, 2019

CUSTOMED

Chinglish for "customized"

I have little to none English knowledge and now instead of 'CUSTOMIZED' our customers can see' CUSTOMED' in the UI, which raises eyebrows.

by FerKO December 10, 2019