cumtard

a chronic masturbater, usually addicted to masturbation (more severe version of wanker, gooner, etc.)

'that dude's such a cumtard bro'

by pseudonym6741 October 25, 2025

Cumtainer

a receptacle, living or not, for holding, protecting, or transporting sperm.

1. "Hey, Bob, allow me to introduce you to my cumtainer. We just got married last week."

2. "Will you please hand me the cumtainer out of the freezer?"

by Pratchov November 23, 2025

Cumtard

a fucking retard that smells like cum

shut the fuck up you fat cumtard

by nigger sex 4000 December 21, 2025

Holy Cuntage

It’s a term to describe an exclamation, much similar to WTF but rather showing disdain or remorse.

Holy Cuntage, I was so close to closing out the deal!

by Sugdeez October 30, 2023