Cucumber swallow

When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it

My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow

by Big word boi March 28, 2022

cucumbing

An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass

"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.

by Cucumber Call Center July 31, 2019

drowned cucumbers

I can't believe no one made a definition of this but drowned cucumber are pickles. cucumbers drowned in vinegar becomes a solid pickle, sweet and savory.

"can I have some pickles?" "you mean... DROWNED CUCUMBERS!"

by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024

Benedict Cucumber

Benedict Cumberbatch's real identity

Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo

by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed

Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights

by LilT666 February 11, 2022

cucumber

A green long shaped sausage that tastes like veggies but females use it to please their cats.

Emma: Do you have a sausage I need to satisfy my pussy (cat)

Emily: No but I have cucumber instead. *hands cucumber*

Emma: Thanks this will definitely satisfy my pussy and my it wet.

by Huntdok January 5, 2022