A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)
by cracka-smacka February 24, 2009
cucumber loves me
by somethingsomethinggayguy March 02, 2021
A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
by ninezero1 February 25, 2020
After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.
by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020
by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017
the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024