1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.
2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.
2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.
Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!
So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!
So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.
by Dirty D Nasty March 17, 2008
A playful way to refer to somone who you're somewhat close with. Most of the time it's used at the end of a sentence.
Person A: Hey, can I borrow $5?
Person B: Alright, but I better have my money back tomorrow, cousin-boy.
Person A: No problem.
Person B: Alright, but I better have my money back tomorrow, cousin-boy.
Person A: No problem.
by qdmasta August 18, 2004
by KirkCousinsistheGOAT March 12, 2019
last night i caught those fucking cousins!
by retarded slash fan November 15, 2004
Girls who have had sexual relations with brothers, or guys who have had sexual relations with girls who are sisters are called eskimo cousins.
Brittany: I had sex with Anthony.
Shelby: Hey, I had sex with his brother!
Brittany: That makes us Eskimo Cousins! Aye girl get it!
Shelby: Anthony's brother is way hotter.
Shelby: Hey, I had sex with his brother!
Brittany: That makes us Eskimo Cousins! Aye girl get it!
Shelby: Anthony's brother is way hotter.
by anon293920 September 04, 2013
Mike and his wife were enjoying a nice and quiet lunch and the slacker Vinny decided to join them and tell about everyone else's plans for the next few days.a classic case of being Cousin Vinny'd !
by Sarcastic Sam November 21, 2013
I was trolling Facebook and noticed this chick with big boobs but then I looked up and it was my cousin. I got cousin boobed.
by BigD'andIdontmeanDallas July 19, 2017