A place to raise children and avoid the big city drama, gangs, traffic and being overly policed.
River, lakes, woods, bike and hiking trails.
Hunting is good, fishing is great, dirt, motor cross, horse back, river jet skiing is awesome.
Simple lifestyle and cheap living with good people.
Everyone knows your name and willing to help others in need.
The violence is next to none, people here working to get along and work it out amongst themselves without wasting tax's payers money.
They don't want to become a big city or part of the big city that's why it's such a dreamers paradise.
Now, do beware of the croom witch she's in them there woods somewhere but good luck finding her.
If you live here long enough you may be called a
CROOM-A-KNIGHT and that is a compliment.
Life is good, cooks outs, cold beer from the croom store and friendship within this small community, truly amazing and loving place to live.
God bless the
CROOM-A-KNIGHTS...
River, lakes, woods, bike and hiking trails.
Hunting is good, fishing is great, dirt, motor cross, horse back, river jet skiing is awesome.
Simple lifestyle and cheap living with good people.
Everyone knows your name and willing to help others in need.
The violence is next to none, people here working to get along and work it out amongst themselves without wasting tax's payers money.
They don't want to become a big city or part of the big city that's why it's such a dreamers paradise.
Now, do beware of the croom witch she's in them there woods somewhere but good luck finding her.
If you live here long enough you may be called a
CROOM-A-KNIGHT and that is a compliment.
Life is good, cooks outs, cold beer from the croom store and friendship within this small community, truly amazing and loving place to live.
God bless the
CROOM-A-KNIGHTS...
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I can tell that the coochie monster was here recently 'cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.
I can tell that the coochie monster was here recently 'cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.
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pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness
sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship
sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness
sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship
sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
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