Skip to main content

popularity contest

n. What you get when you take two dogs, three cats and a sack and shake vigorously
When I was in seventh grade, everything was a popularity contest. If you had too few friends, if you were too mean, too nice, too perky, too apathetic, too anything, you were a weirdo or a freak.
by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra June 23, 2007
mugGet the popularity contest mug.

contentness

A general feeling of being content. Often happens when you find yourself at peace around a specific individual who exudes positive energy.
"I don't know what it is. Every time I'm around her I get this feeling of contentness."
by Reginald New April 8, 2010
mugGet the contentness mug.

contender

a game that is played along side the imagine game where by competitors would chose those who they see fit as being possible contenders for winning a competition of the world nerdiest lost cunt.
KYS1: fuck check that cunt who just walked in such a lost cunt!!
KYS2: yep that cunt is definaly a contender
by mres April 1, 2003
mugGet the contender mug.

Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.
My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.
by rawhide33 September 2, 2011
mugGet the Barefoot Contessa mug.

contemperphobic

Disdain for modern design. Longing for creations preceding your birth. Uneasy with contemporary urban looks
I'm a contemperphobic when it comes to picking my house.
by rainsom September 9, 2010
mugGet the contemperphobic mug.

contenciencious

The act of being conscientiousness about a topic to the point of being contentious. Being so ardent about supporting one point of view that you vilify someone who doesn't believe as you do.

To behave in a manner opposite to F. Scott Fitzgerald's quote: "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."

This behavior is most often noted in people with too much time on their hands.
You want people who are unemployed and broke to get worked up about Men's Rights and foreskin restoration? That's being a little contenciencious, isn't it?
by mobilesventek May 16, 2011
mugGet the contenciencious mug.

contendaho

A female who is fully aware she is not the only one, but will still try as hard as she can in hopes one day he will choose her
Emily really wants to be with Jack, but Jack is not interested in being with Emily and she knows Jack is a player. Emily is looking like a big contendaho
by i_wonderbread_em May 1, 2014
mugGet the contendaho mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email