Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020
Get the Colton Philipsmug. a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out
colton has a massive cooter
by hannahgothoes November 29, 2019
Get the coltonmug. Colton is the most beautiful, auh-mazzing boy with good intentions. Makes an awesome boyfriend, the sweetest guy on earth. Has the warmest heart. No one could ever stay mad at him. He's easy to love. The most adorable boy ever I love him with my life and nobody can ever stay mad at him.
by 🥓 December 10, 2019
Get the Coltonmug. Colton is the name of a superior child who doesnt get to celebrate his birthday with his friends because of the coronavirus and the fact that he had to move away. He is the kind of person who will do absolutely anything for a friend as long as it will end up with good intentions. This kid is kindest, most accepting person you will ever meet. He doesn't know how much everyone loves him but they do. He can do crazy flips and shit so don't ever chalange him to a trampoline contest. He is definitely a friend you will want to have by your side when you need a therapist. He is also super super young but that's fine because he will get to watch all of us die and go to our funerals lololol. So yup. That's a colton for you.
by 👁👃👁 July 11, 2020
Get the COLTONmug. Adjective describing selfless, kind, and or wholesome behavior or state of being. Often used in situations where someone is going above and beyond.
"My Korean post neurosurgery patient was singing a nursery rhyme while I performed a NIHSS assessment, it was wholesome as hell. Straight up Colton"
"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."
"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"
"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton AF!"
"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."
"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"
"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton AF!"
by Arrogant Wizard May 13, 2021
Get the Coltonmug. Colton’s are outstanding and are funny, they don’t have a care in the world, but when he wants to can be a bad mother fucker and fuck some people up. Comes from the lethal clan as seen in Colton “lethal” Gonzales, and as it says is lethal and to avoid. He makes the best boyfriend and will care for you till the end of time. He also gives the best hugs. Plus he’s a straight baddy.
by Best_nama_reivwer November 19, 2023
Get the Colton “lethal” Gonzalesmug. by GlyndwardColto September 6, 2021
Get the Edzol Coltonmug.