San Luis Rio Colorado

The place behind the gates of Hell, although the temperature is hotter than hell itself. Also a renowned shantytown with entitled motherfuckers who have no future. The only options are to stay and die or to move away and live to the extent of what is the real world.
Maricon: Ayy wei! Vamonos a chingar a San Luis Rio Colorado!
Mariela: Estas pendejo?? Ese lugar es un agujero de mierda, vete a la fregada, cabrón!
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A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!
In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023
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An institution based on the side of a mountain in Colorado Springs where inmates take part in soaring and athletic events. At first glance this institution is an all male facility but a closer look will reveal that nearly 25% of inmates are females. DNA testing is the only method to determine this fact.
Fact: The largest sausage fest in the world has taken part at the Colorado Springs Prison Facility but is known by another name, Basic Training.
by Scorewith74 October 29, 2008
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What is said right after one finishes a trip or vacation to anywhere in Colorado.
Wife: Did you like our honeymoon to Aspen?
Husband: Yeah, but Wow, Colorado really is one weird place...
by landmassmississippi September 04, 2012
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Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
After deadlifting, Keith had to run to the bathroom to preform an emergency Colorado Kodiak.
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Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.
by savannahbananas December 07, 2023
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Colorado Snapping Turtle

The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina
Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle

Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
by SexcMannn September 19, 2021
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