fondy coke

The stinkiest smelly schwag coke on the face of the earth. It is only about 5% pure and sold for 30 to 40 dollars overpriced.

" Hey lets get 60 bucks for a gram of that fondy coke"
" Sounds great we can all get phatty nosebleeds"

by thcseeds May 19, 2006

Coke Music

A magnet for horny 10 year olds seeking 18 year olds who turn out to be pedofiles. This shit is so gay you can't even say "as santa." WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT!

Random-10-year-old-hornbag: Hey baby i'm 18 years old and have a huge blah.
Your-friendly-neighbourhood-pedofile: Oh sexy what's your address?

by RP July 7, 2004

coke cock

The result on the male reproductive organ after heavy cocaine use.

Man, I wanted to pound that ass but I couldn't get it up because I had cock cock. I should have laid off the snow.

by Nathan K. May 13, 2005

Coke Pussy

Like Coke Dick but happens to women. Coke Pussy occurs when a female partakes in a number of cocaine lines. The drug causes the pussy to become as dry as the Mojave Desert, making it difficult for penetration.

"I was ready for action but she sniffed too much cocaine. I couldn't penetrate that dry Coke Pussy"

by Dr. Zeuss PHD October 11, 2013

coke-dicked

putting cocaine on your dick and then fucking someone.

What you're telling me you've been in a loving relationship for three years and you've never been coke-dicked?

by spanishbend April 3, 2009

Is coke ok?

The phrase the waitress tells you when you ask for a pepsi product. Often responded to with a sigh, and a glass of water.

Customer:I'd like a Pepsi please.
Waitress: Is coke ok?
Customer: HELL NO! (Flips table over and leaves.)

by Chriiiiissss October 4, 2007

Diet Coke

something fat people drink because they believe it is good for them and they feel like they are making a good choice in their day.

Claudia always begins her day with a rack of ribs and a diet coke.

by MiChael face July 18, 2011