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Un-cock-a-block-able

Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.
by Kevin Holland February 4, 2009
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Cocks on different blocks

Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"
"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"
by Thejobber August 31, 2012
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Cock block

A cock block is a place is the imagination where all people other than your spouse have forgotten about your cock for a second.
I've got another cock block coming in 5,4,3,2,1....
by Chest tanks June 19, 2017
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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
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Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015
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cock n block

when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.
Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?

Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her
by wesley walker December 21, 2021
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Cock blocked

prevents pussy for other, also known as Vikki
Dude, did you just get cock blocked twice by Vikki?
by Bitchum May 3, 2016
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