ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren February 18, 2008
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Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)

Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.
"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"
by obama1228121327346382 March 28, 2020
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Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex
by Delray87 December 01, 2011
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sunset clause

a provision of a law that it will automatically be terminated after a fixed period unless it is extended by law
Man 1: The congress put in a sunset clause, so the grant has to be renewed every five years.
Man 2: When does it expire?
Man 1: Next month.
by BoomerHarvs June 10, 2018
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Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.
by Dano Luvoe July 01, 2021
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San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
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'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas
Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by Wendysfg May 07, 2023
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