A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren January 12, 2009
Get the ten day no-contact clausemug. Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.
by obama1228121327346382 March 28, 2020
Get the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)mug. by Delray87 December 1, 2011
Get the Kicking in back doors like Santa clausemug. by Happyclause April 4, 2014
Get the feel the clausemug. Grants anyone the ability to use the n-word as long as the person saying it was quoting a sentence which uses the n-word. Based on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" in which the n-word would be quoted by any student reading the book to the class and not necessarily used in a hateful manner. This also applies to singing songs.
Student: Teacher! He said a bad word!
Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.
Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.
by Rob98000 July 8, 2024
Get the The Mockingbird Clausemug. a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024
Get the Santa Clausmug. There is a part 2
Separations clause part 2
Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."
Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the Separations clause part 2mug.