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Chump

Dante Green is a Chump
by WanderOverHeaven August 4, 2022
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Chump Dump

When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?

Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
by CGoodies June 28, 2015
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Tipperary Chump

A Chump from Tipperary who despite the glaringly obvious still persists in the false belief that they are the best at Fight Night Round 4.
by Better than Enda February 28, 2013
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chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children
boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma July 5, 2012
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Flake Chump

A guy who is flaky and never agrees to plans. He always bails out last minute. Usually is sensitive and sad underneath, and just needs some friends to stick by his side.
He is such a flake chump, he never leaves his house and always flakes out last minute. No wonder he has no friends and always listens to sad music
by urbandictionarylegendword March 9, 2019
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Chump

a mf with no bitches and doesn’t know what they’re doing
the man is a chump, no girl wants him
by eddie2pup August 1, 2022
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Chump

Leo is a chump
by Ohh yea Assad’s May 8, 2018
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