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University of Chicago Laboratory Schools

Best school in the country that is not in New York. President Obama sent his kids to the school, and that is just one of the abnormally high status attendees who went to the school. The school is filled with rich snobs who look down at anyone who doesn't have a 4.0 GPA or is mentioned in some article in some famous newspaper about some overachievement. The kids who go there are abnormally smart but they know how to party. They study hard, but they party harder. Abnormally rich parents send their kids to UCLS when they are in Kindergarten so that they are brainwashed so early and don't know anything besides A+'s and expensive cars and penthouses. Unless your the kid of one of the teachers. Then your lucky to get in on half off the tuition. Whenever you tell anyone you go to UCLS, kids are amazed because they just hear University of Chicago.
Random public school kid, "Hey which school do you go to?"

Rich private school kid, "I go to the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools."

Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to the University of Chicago!?!? but your really young!?!"

Rich private school kid, "No dumbass. I'm 15, and even though i skipped to grades, I'm not going to go to college before i can drive."

Random public school kid, "So which district is it part of."

Rich private school kid, "No dumbass, we're not part of a district cuz we're a private school."

Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to a private school!?!? So are you really rich??"

Rich private school kid, "I live in a 2.5 million dollar condo in downtown Chicago. and my parents drive 2 new $100,000 mercedes cars, an Aston Martin, and a vintage ferrari. So what do you think.
by goldcoast48 November 7, 2010
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Chicago Blackhawks

Easily the best team in the NHL right now. Playing with an excellent mix of youth and veteran talent, and quite possibly 7 Olympians. Led by Jonathon Toews, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane, Marian Hossa, and Cristobal Huet. Both Huet and our backup goalie, Niemi, are amazing and have over 4 shut outs each. The Hawks are the pest points per game team right now, and would be atop the NHL standings if they had played as many games as the current leaders, the San Jose Sharks and New Jersey Devils. However, the Hawks have already beaten the Sharks this year, and are currently denominating the Devils. The Hawks fell last year in the Western Conference Finals to that scumbag, piece of shit team from Detroit, enacting revenge this year by shutting out the Wings twice and completely denominating them.
The Chicago Blackhawks are the best team in the NHL.

You: "Dude, did you watch the Hawks denominate the Red Wings last night?"
Dude: "Yeah, the Wings suck dick broseff".
You: "Word to big bird".
by Stark24 December 31, 2009
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chicano rap

great music that most rappers are not widely known
"chicano sounds of the downest" -lil' rob
by PUSSY IS THE BEST LIKE LA September 15, 2005
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chicagoing

A game played while smoking weed. It's where you hold in the smoke until the weed gets passed back to you.
"man, I am so high"
"yeah, it's because you were chicagoing like a boss."
"haha... yeah"
by definethatshit November 14, 2011
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poca chica

Bret complained to Jo that the poca chica just isn't happening these days
by Stroker*D July 14, 2010
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chicago

Greatest city ever!!!
I have been to that crime ridden shit hole new york, that POS city stanks somethin fierce. i would not even compare chicago to that disgrace.

for the rest of illinois they are lucky to have chicago. Chicago/cook county taxes pay for so much for the rest of the state, that is where all the money is in the entire state. some one from bloomington or springfield, how much do you pay in taxes?

if chicago wasn't the greatest city ever, why would it have the highest return rate out of any city?

the weather is interesting, but it shows that chicagoans are no pussys. we can stand -50 wind chills and heat waves of 104.

you don't like chicago, fuck you and get the fuck out of our city then!!
"take me back to chicago and lay my soul to rest...take me back to chicago cause hustlin' not my style."
by i heart chi-town February 23, 2005
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The 1985 Chicago Bears

The 1985 Chicago Bears were so good, they could sing the Super Bowl Shuffle even before they won it, knowing that they would.
by Patar13 October 2, 2008
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