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Cheddar Pregnant

When you have eaten too much cheddar. You feel like you are going to explode. You fear that you are going into cheddar labour!
Oh my God. I think I’m having a baby, a cheddar baby! I’m cheddar pregnant!!!!!!!”
by CheddarPregnant January 5, 2020
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Mature Cheddar

Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.
“How did you manage to buy half of Switzerland and a Gucci handbag?”
“I'm mature cheddar.”
by C L G July 4, 2021
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cheddar skillet

When a man with dick cheese performs anal on a man or woman.
I can't believe Justin doesn't wash his dong, he gave me a cheddar skillet!
by Beefalot June 4, 2017
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cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014
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cheddared

when you shit on the wall and it slides on down, leaving a line
Drake: you see how i totally cheddared Jennie last night?
Josh: Bro do me next
by ⁴²⁰⁶⁹ November 7, 2022
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Cheddar

Cheezy, over the top, overly involved, hyped low quality.
"He baked pink cupcakes for all the staff, that's so cheddar" "The decorations for St Patrick's day were so cheddar they must have come from the dollar store."
by Lylubell August 2, 2023
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black cheddar mac

Tall black guy who is very attractive and has a very big penis
(girl1) Did you see black cheddar Mac?
(girl2) yeah his penis is huge
by Albert lEinstein March 14, 2017
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