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Capitola

Capitola is a small coastal village in Santa Cruz County CA. It was originally meant to be the state capital but lost to Monterey.It is a major tourist destination due to it's stupid rainbow houses and feces infested beach.It also has an entire police force dedicated to keeping out homeless people
Hey lets go down to Capitola to surf in crap.
by bojangles smith March 12, 2008
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anarcho-capitalism

A system that has one rule: "whoever has the gold, makes the rules, and there are no rules, except making more and money while the rest starve."
The system called anarcho-capitalism dictates that your landlord, demands your money or else you will live in the street.
by skysoldier April 1, 2020
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Capitalism

Religion has been called "the biggest lie in human history". For a thousand years the Church was a tyrannical dictatorship that used religion to control the uneducated masses. Now it has been replaced by CAPITALISM, a modern version that uses Banks as its places of worship where Lenders and Servicers officiate.

It remains the same stupid lie and the same rules apply.
Cloning and self-reproduction

When Capitalism becomes excessively inflated, it will burst and disperse into smaller units, often destroying many of its supporting hosts in the process. Each smaller unit will then starts feeding upon the remaining hosts to recreate the same uncontrollable monstrosity called CAPITALISM.

This entity is being worshiped with religious fervor nowadays.
by Dragonella January 29, 2010
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capitalism

The social system that centers on the production and accumulation of wealth. Originates from the latin word "capita" which means "head" as in "heads of cattle".
Capitalism cannot easily fail, as it can rename "wealth" to whatever is suitable to ensure its survival.
by The eternal grunt May 27, 2004
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anarcho-capitalism

An oxymoron. A capitalist society cannot be anarchist, simply because wealth equals power. Whenever someone gets rich, he gains power over others, thus effectively nullifying all principles anarchism is predicated upon.
Proponents of anarcho-capitalism and other right-wing libertarians only want the state off their backs so they can exploit the workers even more.
by PoopyPoo September 25, 2005
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capitalism

Sorry Uberman-you are mistaken. Capitalism is not based on greed, but rather based on the idea that the fruit of a man's labor belong to that man to decide how to use. It simplifies the barter system, by standardizing the trade mechanism into a form of "capital" (hence the term).

With capitalism, if I grow a better crop, I get to keep that crop and trade it for capital, which I can then use to purchase things I need. Rather than have to trade my wheat for chickens I don't need, to trade those for the iron I do need.

Under socialism or communism, individuals do not own/control the fruit of their labor, but rather the community or the Government does.

Not a very good thing.

Perversion of anything is bad...but don't blame the mechanism for the faults of humans.
Communism is where the government controls what's produced, socialism OWNS what's produced, and capitalism says "I earned it-it's mine...now bite me"
by Bob Smith23124 November 16, 2006
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Capitalist

Someone who eats penis, and afterwords, denies doing so. This person follows a corrupt from of government in which the rich flourish and survive, while the poor and middle classes suffer. Capitalists also seem to think that poor people choose to be poor, and that life is only worth living if you have more money than everyone else.
guy1: dude did you see that capitalist eating penis?!
guy2: yeah. i'm sure glad i'm not a capitalist!
by communist2369 August 2, 2009
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