james bond a horse

A meme used when one is in confusion or lack of thought. The phrase 'james bond a horse' is inserted into a sentance in which a person could not have thought of any other words to finish it/replace it. Originally started on GameFAQs Modern Warfare 2 Boards by the user Oscar_Mike.

(1) person 1: aw man that guy totally ruined it!
person 2: yeah, he completely....james bond a horse

(2) person 1: can someone tell me how do defeat the final boss?
person 2: you have to get the ancient weapon and then james bond a horse

by Markwick99 February 4, 2010

Bond Girl Syndrome

When someone is annoyed by someone else upon the first few times they meet, but then the annoyance turns into attraction for seemingly no reason.

She rolls her eyes at my jokes now, but I can tell she'll want me eventually; she's got bond girl syndrome.

by QuanchiousQuanch February 10, 2020

jimmy bond style

1. the highest level of swagg you can achieve

"Ooh look at you all dressed up n lookin fly, you got that jimmy bond style!"

by ms.JimmyBond December 11, 2011

James Bond Syndrome

Where people start talking with a fake british accent after watching 007

Person 1: "Cor blimey. This is a nice bloody surprise. What's this about, then?"

Person 2: "Dude, what's wrong with him?"
Person 3: "He just got a James Bond syndrome."

by Total Anon March 4, 2011

Bond-wagon Fan

Any person that has multiple favorite teams. This definition also pertains to a fan who will talk smack about how great their team is when they win, but will have no association whatsoever with that team when they lose.

A week with a win -"Haha dude your team sucks... we raped em last night."

A week with a loss-"Dude, I have never been a fan of them... My brother goes to school there... thats all."
-"Dude shut up you're such a Bond-wagon Fan."

by KentuckyCATS January 16, 2008

Pair bond

Yeah getting fucked by a cripple also reduces your ability to pair bond.

Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”

by Hym Iam October 13, 2022

my word is my bond

It's a maritime brokers' motto. Since 1801 the motto of the London Stock Exchange (in Latin "dictum meum pactum") where bargains are made with no exchange of documents and no written pledges being given.

"My word is my bond" as brokers say (or "my word, my bond!")

by dalilah June 11, 2006