Banditing

Engaging in sexual acts while asleep. These acts can include masturbation, fondling, sexual intercourse and sexual assault or rape. Banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. Because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.

Guy No.1: Dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she fucked me in her sleep!
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...

by omigodlucy April 12, 2010

trouser bandit

Homosexual male

I know he's a nice bloke, he's been buying you drinks all night and he wants to give you a lift home, but you're very drunk and he's a trouser bandit.

by Jamil January 9, 2004

cankle bandit

One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.

Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.

by FeelingTheCrush April 11, 2008

ass-bandit

An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.

Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.

Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.

Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.

Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.

by Danger Brown October 11, 2006

kraft singles bandit

someone who steals cheese from a party

"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"

by lawl thomas November 7, 2009

One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit

Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.

My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.

by Lehry March 11, 2009

arse bandit

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004