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COD Blocked

Not being aloud proper call of duty, or gaming time, because spending time with a girlfriend took up your night. Not to be confused with the term Cock Blocker.
Ya dude i totally got COD blocked by my girlfriend.
by MasterBAMF January 7, 2011
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Spock Blocked

Resulting condition: In which Kirk endeavored to learn Lt. Uhura’s first name and was defeated upon learning of her continuing relationship with Commander Spock.

Likewise;

Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.

All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.

In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.

Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.
{After having been turned down, a guy returns to his friends, all of which then watch another, much less 'qualified' male approach the woman, ready to laugh at his impending failure. When she leaves with him, all the friend's buddies have a laugh at his expense, calling out "Spock Blocked!" in mocking tones.}
by zeldafire May 21, 2010
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blackedy

That Nigga is sure Blackedy today.
by Black man say goo May 15, 2016
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Eastern Blocked

Similar to cock blocked, this refers to Eastern European women withholding sex from men they are in relationships with because of a silly argument. Eastern European women are known for having short tempers and often lash out at their significant others and initiate what seem like never ending sexual standoffs as a form of punishment.
I've been Eastern Blocked by Avnu since last week when I forgot to call her on Wednesday night.
by dirtpig123 July 20, 2010
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bricked up

a new, fast rising definition of bricked up. the phrase is being attempted to be reclaimed non-sexually. the new meaning is when something got u down in the dumps or something unfortunate has occurred
by chickensammie113 October 2, 2021
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