When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.
Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.
by Adrian666 September 16, 2022
every landmine the invaders laid turned out to be duds which were eventually harvested, recycled, monetized and repurposed by the oppressed victims into arms they were able to fashion into
The area of land bombed by their adversary was host to an invasive species that threatened the livestock of the entire region providing a collateral benefit to the survivors in the aftermath.
The area of land bombed by their adversary was host to an invasive species that threatened the livestock of the entire region providing a collateral benefit to the survivors in the aftermath.
by Hermathecles January 17, 2020
The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.
George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022
A large word document describing a web page's features and navigation, but is laid out in ineffective and needlessly confusing way.
Large un-named tables and circular references in the benefits BSD causes spatial awareness for the perpetrator, allowing enough time for everyone to escape.
by mockup_boy July 16, 2019
by futurekendricksthegod March 18, 2016
Stephen is one of my buddies with benefits, sometimes we throw down at his place, other times we throw down at our place, but it's not like I'm going to be at his wedding party.
by BoiBoiBoiPOLOS March 29, 2017