Under crackling

Hard length of feaces( skidmark ) in underwear which homosexuals consider a delicacy..
It can also be used refering to girl friends and partners..

I had a great meal last night, I was that full I didn't have room for any under crackling.... so I finished the night ball humming and rimming
The misses had been baking all day, she'd saved me some Under Crackling in her knickers...

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

grade a under a

A cheeky british lad that somehow gets away with making poorly drawn comics and raging over anything.

This totally looks like Grade A Under A's comics, roight?

by dictionary.co.uk May 18, 2016

under rod

it is basically the bare branch of your penis, the part which lies under your foreskin.
note: often exposed on those people who are over circumcised at birth.

last nigh i pulled back my foreskin and noticed that my under rod is painfully bleeding

by matthew king June 10, 2004

Under the Bleachers

A derivative of the term Upper Decker, "Under the Bleachers" is somewhat less secretive and much more difficult to pull off. It is the act of taking a poop behind the toilet, under the water tank. Meant to be hidden from view while creating a terrible smell to create the illusion that the toilet could use a serious cleaning.

The dinner party was atrocious, so I took an under to bleachers in their guest bathroom.

I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.

by ZedSpot May 30, 2010

down under

Term used to describe any cities, countries, etc, near the Australian Continent. Lower Asian countries may also be included to be "Downunda."

Note: The former definition was extremly rude so I changed it.

I come from the land down under, also known as Asustralia!

by Kittany Lilac July 21, 2008

sleep under

when you are sleeping over but find your self having sex with some member of the household.

i did a sleep over at Stephanies.....but when i saw her brother i knew i would be having my own sleep under...damn..i was lucky she was asleep or she would have(box locked) me..

by MADELINEB January 27, 2008

under thunder

Violent rectal belching of the arse’s natural kak gases which erupt from the fart fissure.

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003