laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017

Groin Battle

a particularly aggressive bout of coitus.

"Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"

"i don't fancy battling that beast"

"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"

by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009

Rat Battle

Involves multiple rats fighting usually in a free for all. On special occasions team ups are even possible. Usually gambling is present at such events.

Have you ever been to a Rat Battle? Their fucking Exhilarating!

by twhitiswrong April 5, 2012

Battle Tubby

A younger child around 7 or 8 who is slightly over weight and flails his arms in an attempt to hit you when angry.

My friends younger brother was a battle tubby the other day when i wouldnt let him watch me play video games.

by jake4life July 23, 2012

toughest battles

Something that you can win so easily.

Come on man! Stop giving me toughest battles!

by Sosku10 August 21, 2021

battle cocktail

Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.

They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.

by 'ole dirty bastard January 15, 2008

The Battle Grounds

One of the most original and creative Half-Life mods out there. This mod is based on the Revolutionary war. It is realistic, taking between 1-3 shots to kill a person, however usually 1 or 2. It is also realistic in the sense that you can only fire once before you need to reload, however, they make it work well. You can find "The Battle Grounds" at www.bgmod.com

DUDE! BG is the best HL mod I've ever played!

by Trauma Filter July 13, 2004