Move the brown couch to the basement

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."

by sara r. September 2, 2005

Basement Wizard

Someone who spends all of their time in their parents basement while sitting on their computer and playing popular medieval role playing games such as World of Warcraft or Runescape. They usually have to be over the age of 20 to be considered a true basement wizard, as they are expected to be out on their own at this point, but have become complete failures in life because of their addiction to these pointless games.

hey, I haven't seen Jeffery the Basement Wizard in a few weeks now; did a new expansion for WoW come out recently or something?

by Fergalicious def March 22, 2011

out of the basement

used to describe something awesome or highly unusual. similar to off the chain or off the hook.

man halo 3 is going to be straight out of the basement G!

Visiting the haunted house was an out of the basement experience.

by ejmcleod August 23, 2007

basement smell

When your basement over the years has a permanent smell of Febreeze and men's body cologne after smoking so much weed down there.

My basement reaks of febreeze and axe body spray when I used to cover the smell of smoke after smoking so much weed down here. I hate having that basement smell.

by neverforgetlando September 4, 2011

Mucus in the Basement

When mucus comes out of a female's vagina when she is excited; discharge.

I got Mucus in the Basement when I saw his hot body.

by monibling January 19, 2009

bassed

Zoomer generation slang to describe a certain type of internet aesthetic derived from videos that make no sense where a whole lot of volume is added to the point where the video and audio gets distorted - which makes it cool and "funny". An extra layer above the Millennial's "Glitched" aesthetic. Etymology: Unknown; Possibly shortened form of "bad assed"

Zoomer Kid sends a weird looking emoji on Discord app coded as :NYEHAH:

Gen-X Adult: "lol. That's an UGLY, UGLY Crying Laughing emoji - what's that all about?"

Zoomer Kid: "wut? Itz bassed. u dnt get it cuz u 2 old"

Gen-X Adult:

"Sad. You're obviously one of those brainwashed internet-raised, classically-illiterate kids raised by a single mom who had no time to give you love, attention & affection - or afford a babysitter - so she had no choice but to throw a $60 tablet at you at age 2 to keep you from bugging her and keep you quiet in the corner."

Zoomer Kid: "Nyehah"

Zoomer Kid goes back to playing computer game and watching YouTube simultaneously.

by Verbivore_Whore December 12, 2020

basser

Someone who likes doing drugs, a lot. Any drug, they'll probably try it out or do it as much as possible depending on how much they like each particular drug.

Steve's a basser nigga, don't hang around him too long he always wants to get fucked up and try some new shit. Last time I hung out with him he offered me crack and I called him a basser. Then he started crying, I felt bad but I don't want to hang out with crackheads.

by emoc December 22, 2004