Rubber bandit

An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.

Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.

by Jeb Jeb Binks March 6, 2013

bologna bandit

When a girl randomly comes up to a guy and grabs his junk.

Man some chic just walked up to me and grabbed me right in the junk!

Lets find that bologna bandit and give her the frank n beans.

by SS BOB November 9, 2010

halfcan bandit

A cunt wad who regularly leaves half cans of soda throughout ones residence. See also 'sandbag'.

Andrew consumed one half of his freshly opened can of diet coke, and then left it by the base of the couch. When the rest of the housemates proceeded to clean the house and found many half filled cans of diet coke they all cursed his name, fucking halfcan bandit!

by Le Frat House January 17, 2008

Wiener Bandit

When a girl gets around.

Yo dude, that chick at the party last night was such a wiener bandit.

by Valenar December 11, 2009

Transit Bandit

To take public transit without paying the fair.

I'm too poor to buy my monthly pass yet. I'm going to be a transit bandit until pay day.

Sarena "Did you buy a skytrain ticket?"
Robert "No. I'm going to be a transit bandit on our way downtown tonight."

by Beatjunkie604 November 4, 2008

phany bandit

phany bandit: a word created from family guy meaning fag, faggot, gay.

hey man look at that phany bandit with his fudge packing friend

by spittyfire1207 April 7, 2009

bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.

Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"

by smashley2121 March 15, 2010