The biggest, baddest, sexiest animal on 2 skis any mountain has ever seen. Is known for his incredible physique. Skis so fucking fast that you can't even see the son of a bitch. He is the unprecedented world champion of the slopes. If you claim to see him you've probably been smoking a lot of chronic because he is invisible to the common skier.
Jerry: "Holy shit! Did you feel that breeze?"
Ryan: "Dude! Did you just rip one!?"
Jerry: "I think it was the fucking white bandit!"
Ryan: "Holy crap that guy is fast. I wish I had his sweetness."
Jerry: "Now I farted."
Ryan: "Dude! Did you just rip one!?"
Jerry: "I think it was the fucking white bandit!"
Ryan: "Holy crap that guy is fast. I wish I had his sweetness."
Jerry: "Now I farted."
by jargenwol November 21, 2010
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Get the Wiener Banditmug. Andrew consumed one half of his freshly opened can of diet coke, and then left it by the base of the couch. When the rest of the housemates proceeded to clean the house and found many half filled cans of diet coke they all cursed his name, fucking halfcan bandit!
by Le Frat House January 17, 2008
Get the halfcan banditmug. I'm too poor to buy my monthly pass yet. I'm going to be a transit bandit until pay day.
Sarena "Did you buy a skytrain ticket?"
Robert "No. I'm going to be a transit bandit on our way downtown tonight."
Sarena "Did you buy a skytrain ticket?"
Robert "No. I'm going to be a transit bandit on our way downtown tonight."
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