AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!

Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 27, 2022

Ar

Your name is Sara and you're doing the tiktok “remove the first and last letter of your name”,also you are the hotest tiktoker

AR IS REALLY HOT

by youbitcharenotme June 12, 2020

Ar

Your name is mark and you're doing the tiktok “remove the first and last letter of your name”,also you are the hotest tiktoker
Ar is really hot

Ar

by Ataolara June 12, 2020

Forsaken AR

A modded version of FNAF AR, it is pretty much the same game but the devs are not lazy

“I’m going to play Forsaken AR”
“What’s that?”
“The better version of FNAF AR”

by CuppaDoe June 9, 2024

Arely

Arely is a very beautiful woman who can really make you fall in love with her and you wouldn’t want to let her go. She is kind respectful funny and perfect . An Arely can really make you happy for the rest of your life. It will be a miracle if you can ever find yourself an Arely.

Arely is the most beautiful and cute girl you’ll ever meet.

by The mostextra June 28, 2019

Law of ares

The law of ares states that when a user has replied to ragebait thrice that shall be considered the sign of victory for the user who has planted such bait, named after the Greek god ares for his chaos and bloodlust, if the first or second reply is longer than 1 sentences see law of surtr

you have no morals your mean
you're*
still doesn't change the fact you're mean you meanie
no u
frick u I'm so hecking mad!!!
I invoke the law of ares for I have won this battle and will be victorious elsewhere
uhm what

by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025

AR

Stands for Asian Rodrick (from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Long Haul). Implies that something is “too much” in a ridiculous way. Like the fact that they recasted Rodrick with an Asian actor

Why’d he just do a backflip off the car. That’s AR bruh.

by Ayminandkarar June 7, 2025