A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke
DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub
chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once
thats what she said!
chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once
thats what she said!
by uwould May 28, 2005
by Jamondo Rudolf January 09, 2010
As spoken memorably by the inimitable Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka himself in "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory":
Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster.
Willy Wonka: I said good day!
Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster.
Willy Wonka: I said good day!
by Glinda October 04, 2005
Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!
I was just faking!
That's what she really said!
Is that it?
That's what she really said!
That's what she really said!
I was just faking!
That's what she really said!
Is that it?
That's what she really said!
by cali spain January 02, 2011
two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"
or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"
or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"
by raaafael September 07, 2007
A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.
The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
by Nikki Duff July 31, 2008
"Have to work Saturday and Sunday. Birds go hungry. Bam said the lady." - Nathan Fillion on Twitter 12:27 PM Aug 8th
by deepstructure August 15, 2009