Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

shit

a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.

Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright

by XePoison February 26, 2018

Shit

What you say when the WiFi networks go out

Shit the WiFi went out

by Jana Jordan December 26, 2018

Shit on

To be absolutely demolished in a competition, conversation, or some other form of interaction where someone can make you cry for mommy.

"Dude they absolutely shit on our team tonight!"

by MyPPhurt October 21, 2019

Shit

Take a shit buster.

I took a shit.

by Vanilla_MOCHI December 14, 2020

The shit

To be the shit, one must hold the door open for others when given the opportunity.

Sean is the shit.

by Himynameisdp May 11, 2016