Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.
by J.Luis September 19, 2019
Get the Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)mug. Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.
This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."
by DMU77 February 2, 2025
Get the Alternative Facts Syndromemug. by Sotaman320 February 2, 2020
Get the triad alternative schoolmug. We provided alternative encouragement to help Joe's productivity. "Stop being such a pussy and get back to work."
by sm@$h September 11, 2023
Get the alternative encouragementmug. RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.
RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
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How about stop trying to use authority you don't have to compel people (from the shadows) to do things they don't want to do?
Hym "How bout dat for a better alternative, Dr. RAPE FARM?"
Dr. Rape Farm "Well, I need to control what my children are going to think and do in the future and for me to do that I need to have control of everyone around me and LYING BLATANTLY allows me to do that with greater ease. So I need you to shut the hell up so I can distill these retards into an abstract phantom and trick them into locking themselves into a state of perpetual solipsism so they don't interfere with MY LIFE and what I want to do."
Dr. Rape Farm "Well, I need to control what my children are going to think and do in the future and for me to do that I need to have control of everyone around me and LYING BLATANTLY allows me to do that with greater ease. So I need you to shut the hell up so I can distill these retards into an abstract phantom and trick them into locking themselves into a state of perpetual solipsism so they don't interfere with MY LIFE and what I want to do."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
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