Albino Kisses

When you eat a bleached asshole.

After her Brazilian wax, my wife gets the starfish bleached. That way she can give me some albino kisses.

by EffingIdiot June 10, 2025

Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime

Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime

by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025

Albino Gorilla

An offensive term for a fat, white man, usually said by another fat man of a different (non-white) race.

Eric: Ian you're such an Albino Gorilla
John: That Albino Gorilla needs to get his ass to the gym
Alex: Man I need to go on a cut, I feel like an Albino Gorilla

by gooner21 March 13, 2026

Albino Jellyfish

When a male is having a bath and is masturbating and ejaculates into the bath water, making the semen float and moves with the water current, resembling an albino jellyfish.

I was horny whilst having a bath last night but didnt feel like getting out so i jerked off and came in the bath. My cum floating in the water looked like an albino jellyfish.

by Jaswahn March 17, 2026

Common Albino

A derogatory term used against white people, since they say the n-word is just a word. This is followed by hundreds of different funny insults used on white people.

“Is mayo monkey the only insult you can think of?”

“Shut your mouth you common albino”

by CarlisCroissant August 1, 2021

African not Albino

An African that isn't white. The true black man.

I swear he's African Albino? No; he's African not Albino.

by TooScatty May 22, 2018