Aspadeon

A gender-neutral term for a person who identifies as both aromantic and asexual.
Used as a noun for someone who is aroace. Also used as an alternative to using the split-attraction model.

Women who are aspadeons are also called aspadettes.

The name comes from the ace of spades card being used as a symbolism for aroace people in the LGBTQ+ community.

Pronunciation: Ace-spade-on

Guy 1: Y’know? I don’t like the idea of using the split-attraction model. The term “aroace” sounds out of place for me.

Guy 2: I guess you could just call yourself an “aspadeon”.

by StarCherries42 April 5, 2026

de'aesya

Jamaican goddess, wifey, beautiful, smart, loving, down to earth, everything you want and then some.

Get yourself a De'Aesya the whole family will love her and you can't go wrong with her ever!

by dede818 November 19, 2014

violent asparagus

A code word used to identify fellow gay people without alarming the straights

"VIOLENT ASPARAGUS!"
"What the...?"
"NEVERMIND!"

by Alaska-Green November 16, 2017

Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin

Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(

by Ladymae March 3, 2018

Dirty Asparagus

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez however, as referred to in Xbox party chat 5/6/2020 at 2010 hours, a dirty asparagus is when you fuck a chick with a stick of asparagus in her ass and then wipe it on her upper lip.

Hey Rover! It was cool how you gave that bitch a dirty asparagus to get rid of your asparagus pee!

by BillBobBosephus May 7, 2020

Albino Asparagus

A non-denominational, genderless, and non-binary label held by a member of ChogeHaus or it's associates.

But sir I had thought you were simply an impoverished apricot albatross? You must be mistaken ma'am, I am not effected by the worlds problems as you are. I am an Albino Asparagus!

by ChogeHaus May 13, 2021

Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021