The anti-christ (Anti-Ochus), someone who is bad at everything.
He should be punched in the shoulder once a day, and whenever he does something stupid.
Although every first and last wednesday of the month you should be nothing but nice to him, since he goes through so much s*** for every other day of the month.
He has ten toes and horns on his ten fingers that are not visible.
He should be punched in the shoulder once a day, and whenever he does something stupid.
Although every first and last wednesday of the month you should be nothing but nice to him, since he goes through so much s*** for every other day of the month.
He has ten toes and horns on his ten fingers that are not visible.
Scenario 1:
Hugh G. Dick: Hey look it's Adam!
S1L3Nt Str1K3r: No don't look into its eyes!
Scenario 2:
Adam: Hey guys!!!
Hugh G. Dick: Get away from me!
Scenario 3:
(It is the first wednesday of the month.)
Hugh G. Dick: Hey wassup Adam? You are such a pal!!
Hugh G. Dick: Hey look it's Adam!
S1L3Nt Str1K3r: No don't look into its eyes!
Scenario 2:
Adam: Hey guys!!!
Hugh G. Dick: Get away from me!
Scenario 3:
(It is the first wednesday of the month.)
Hugh G. Dick: Hey wassup Adam? You are such a pal!!
by salsaman45 November 14, 2011
girl says: oh, OWNED
Adam says: own your face, your mom and your PANTS!
girl says: um, i would kinda like to have those back. thanks.
Adam says: own your face, your mom and your PANTS!
girl says: um, i would kinda like to have those back. thanks.
by pink :) April 19, 2009
Adam while being hot as hell he's a huge ASSHOLE. He is completely self absorbed, obsessed with his own hot self. Don't get on his bad side because he remembers anything and everything so he'll go for blood.
Adam is incapable of loving anyone but himself.
Adam is incapable of loving anyone but himself.
"Why are you crying on your birthday?"
"Adam didn't get me a present then yelled at me calling me a baby when I mentioned I was still waiting for my Christmas present"
"Adam didn't get me a present then yelled at me calling me a baby when I mentioned I was still waiting for my Christmas present"
by BurlesqueNurse January 28, 2015
jared: "why does he hate you?"
Adam: "cause im awersome"
jared: "by awesome you mean scared, skinny, and lonely"
Adam: "cause im awersome"
jared: "by awesome you mean scared, skinny, and lonely"
by Dijonator schifty-five August 24, 2008
by adams girlfriend January 23, 2010
A guy that bull shit's around and sits on his ass being lazy saying he will do something but never doing it or fucking you over
Person 1: Are you still you going to the beach with me
Person 2: No im going to destin
Person 1: thats where were going
Person 2: o well i still cant go
person 1: your such a adam
Person 2: No im going to destin
Person 1: thats where were going
Person 2: o well i still cant go
person 1: your such a adam
by modest mouse 1111111111111111 September 25, 2010