crumb rubber

A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.

"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"

by ur ban this January 10, 2017

Rubber gloves

The thing you use when you don't have a condom your size

I've said enough about rubber gloves

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 30, 2021

rubber sponge

A person who argues just to argue, someone who "sponges" up arguments just to make others mad.

Kate is being a rubber sponge about the hotel room.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

Rubber lips

Someone with lying lips.

" I must be the one with the rubber lips for claiming my comments was not racist" J. GRUDEN

by TabbiLee October 11, 2021

rubber breath

The act of giving a blowjob with a condom on

He was not sure she was clean, so she made her have rubber breath.

by HecticOne April 25, 2016

rubber nubblets

A rubber nubblet is the slang term for the rubber end caps placed on the cut ends of unistrut.

Hey Johnny! Did you put the rubber nubblets on the ends of your strut?

by Bleepblow May 9, 2017

Neck Rubber

A mooch, as in a person who comes up behind you and rubs your neck to ingratiate themselves to get you to share what goods you might have.

When the Legion distributed food for Federal employees on Tuesday it was strictly for them Not for neck rubber people

by LimeadeYouth January 23, 2019