by spiritanimal360 April 26, 2019
You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)
Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
by Poopymcpissson June 10, 2021
Found on Tiktok making bad videos for bad people who also ate clay once! Very swaggy (as the name suggests) Moss’s natural habitat is under your couch so watch out
If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock
If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock
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