by UNICORNGODDESSSS October 31, 2017
Get the CATmug. by ThatWDude August 6, 2018
Get the Catmug. by Catacoma September 6, 2016
Get the Catmug. Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.
Digression advice: Cat nearby
Pet the cat at your own volition
I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...
Pet the cat at your own volition
I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...
by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021
Get the Catmug. A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .
Illuminati confirmed 🤯
It will kill you .
Illuminati confirmed 🤯
by Yaassqueenllama December 4, 2018
Get the Catmug. 
