Cat

Not a dog

“I see a dog.”
“That is a cat.”

by Am/Pm May 18, 2018

Cat

Your future overlord.

"Our supreme leader, Oreo the cat, has a bounty for your life that I'm going to collect."

by just 4 cats in a trench coat November 17, 2020

Cat

Adorable. Enough said.

My cat is sooo cute.

by Coco locomotive May 6, 2021

cat

murdering bastards that will kill your whole family without mercy, using a flaming fireball of death and screaming kamehaheha! THEY CAN EVEN SEE JOHN CENA!!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!

help, CAT IS HERE!

by sigma chad rizzler August 21, 2022

cat

coochie

my man just ate my cat last night

by loonapavedtheway February 20, 2023

cat

Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.

Remember: Cats suck,Dogs Rule

by ´´´= September 13, 2017

Cat

A four legged animal that has been domesticated to reside with and without humans. Also the official animal of the internet.

Sam: Did you pet the cat?
Lisa: No, it's ignoring me as usual.

by SaturnVRKT August 17, 2017