Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie

Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy

by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025

Hot Blueberry

The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.

Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"

by Erect Cactus December 16, 2017

Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Blueberry

Noun
A person who comes to orgasm too quickly. Usually due to inexperience or over excitement.

"Remember that guy from the party?
He barely got the tip in. What a blueberry!"

"So I hooked up with this girl on tinder. Talk about a blueberry. I barely licked it. Great time!"

by KingPan420 December 28, 2023

blueberry stank

The dankest weed in Austin Texas

Hey Alex, wanna smoke some Blueberry Stank?

by DaStankMaster October 5, 2018

Blueberry Butthole

The result of receiving rimjobs from every Blue Man Group member

That girl got so lucky last night after the show, she left with a blueberry butthole

by Promiscuous caveman July 20, 2016

Blueberry

Froot

Did you eat the blueberry?
Yes
You fat bastard

by Cigarette muncher January 9, 2024