This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

by Lana deal rey January 5, 2024

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.
by Eklavya May 25, 2021

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.
even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.
even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.
Ashley: close the door marcus
Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.
when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed
Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.
when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed
by gOD12345678901234 July 28, 2011

To relinquish or releive yourself of something.
by Stephen Markland August 18, 2018

a bunch of retards who hang around a shed named sheryl they make shitty jokes and rape each other in the corner
by aboiofashed June 4, 2019
