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Funny River

A small community near soldotna,alaska but is actually technically in Sterling, Alaska. A group of people mostly senior citizens, and 99% of them are hypocritical and judgemental bastards that dont want to accommodate the younger generation living in the area whatsoever.

The community center is ran by said senior citizens. Consequently, since they live in such a small area, they're more often than not...bored, whether they can admit it or not. So, their main form of entertainment is to talk down about individuals younger than them, and basically one of the biggest forums of the well-known and nostalgic game called, "Telephone."

(Someone starts a ridiculous rumor, and it gets twisted and changed into something even more interesting or sometimes damaging. The few good hearted and good natured people that dwell in this area must be real-life saints to put up with the senile folk talking about things they know nothing about. But it seems that the funny river water must have some sort of a regression effect on the older generation. They go back to the same sort of insults and immature behavior relating to high school or even grade school bullying.

Otherwise, this area is a beautiful and serene setting. Great place to relax, do some gardening, fishing, and "get away from it all" (the hustle and bustle of the bigger towns or cities)

If you can manage to not have to meet your neighbors and keep to only family then you'll be set and stress-free.
Example of word as noun or verb:

I never go on vacation anymore, but that's ok because Funny River is a great place for all never-ending "stay-cation"

- I just Funny-River'd all month. It was just as great but much cheaper than paying for airfare etc. To go to some over -populated tourist trap.
by Chsto2girlnmom May 17, 2019
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Funny Sauce

When a strange but overly funny situation has happened to a single person.
Betty had a little too much fun, she was queefing during mass. It was some Funny Sauce
by Bob Hope February 23, 2019
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Voodoo funny

Any situation, event, joke, etc. that is hillarious and almost magical at the same time; may excite such laughter that is likely to cause a bodily movement; taking it up a few nothces from just "regular funny".
"I met this talking little dog the other day, and he couldn't even spell Chihuahua! That's so voodoo funny I almost pissed my pants!
by Lucky Cindy November 13, 2011
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improv funny

Improv funny means a person not actually being able to tell jokes but still is amusing to people who the said person is in conversation with , i.e. make the conversation funny through his or her talking skills but is never deemed funny by a whole audience .
That English guy wants to be a comedian , but I don't think he's even improv funny
by Manavtbitw October 6, 2017
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funny touching

When things are starting to get really, really feisty and you start funny touching each other in a secretive manner.
Remember Kayla, Mom said no funny touching in the movies!
by bikergang420 April 23, 2019
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Frank funny

When someone says something and thinks its funny, but is the only one. Not actually funny.
OMG I set my ringtone to an aria LOLOLOL (everyone else remains silent). That was Frank funny.
by Concernedbutchill765 August 5, 2012
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Funny Chubster

NOT to be confused with Chubby Funster (a comedian who also happens to be fat) a Funny Chubster is a fat or overweight man or woman who is also good craic, tells funny jokes and generally makes people laugh a lot
That Jack lad is a good laugh but he's put on a bit of weight lately, he's a funny chubster
by 2mancay7 January 10, 2014
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