Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.
Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"
by @theosus September 12, 2011
Get the Cell Phone DJmug. The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.
by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014
Get the cell phone sideburnmug. the feeling or thought that your cell phone is or has gone off when it really hasn't gone off at all.
by fat ass 1234 January 5, 2009
Get the phantom cell phonemug. Skin Cell Beach - is a beach on an office desk made up of skin cells. Usually in the shape of a half moon in front of where the person would normally sit. Its black and nasty skin cells that have been amassed over a long period of time and never cleaned.
by TurtleHDpokinU May 27, 2011
Get the Skin Cell Beachmug. wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days
by Hitler.Sucks April 19, 2021
Get the wasted a sperm cellmug. After an anal adventure... uncircumcised penises will trap a large collection of shit and anal sex residue. Later on after the anal adventure, for the woman a blow job is very unpleasant .
by Masterkor73 February 16, 2007
Get the pink cell phonemug. When a bunch of teens get into a room and when the lights go out and the cell phones go on and everybody gets naked! (cell phones are for pictures and texts to friends of the party)
by ale g 288 March 11, 2008
Get the cell phone partymug.