you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.

Masturbation, Yank The Lizard

by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017

Yank

A derogatory slang word used by British people to describe Americans, usually towards American tourists.

"Did you hear his accent?"

"Deffo a yank lad"

by lizzygrantsgf November 8, 2023

Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

Yanked

When someone's so chopped its foul. Originates from a crazy looking slick back.

Damn did you see her? She's fucking yanked bro.

by munch300000 January 11, 2025

Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.

Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...

by seachips January 24, 2025

Yank and Pull

Two brothers that are always trying to get the last laugh and cause really annoing small problems that just piss you off over time.

(Usually only one will get in trouble)

(At something important) Where's my kids? Oh yank and pull are chasing each other with sticks over there.

by Mommylovesbigboy September 22, 2019