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The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
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chopped woods

GIRL 1: yo, i had a forest but then i chopped my woods
GIRL 1: you got chopped woods now?!
by lilbabiey December 19, 2018
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woopse

What you say when the condom breaks...
"Um...woopse?"
"OH! WOOPSE!"
by Ima Pirate September 25, 2005
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whoopsie-poop

When a male is standing, urinating, and unintentionally defecates in the process.
So the other day I was standing there taking a piss, when all of a sudden I pooped! What a total whoopsie-poop!
by PoopieBandits January 12, 2011
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Woodstock 99

The worst concert of all time. Held at Griffis Air Force Base, Rome, NY July 23-25, 1999, it featured top acts at the time such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock, Jewel, The Dave Matthew Band, all night raves, video game demos and the like. It was infamously known for not allowing attendees to bring in food and subject them to overpriced food and water bottles. On the last night, riots and fires broke out resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.
"Many a topless woman in the audience at Woodstock 99."
by RawPower1973 April 2, 2020
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Tiger Woods effect

This effect happens when professional golfers wake up in the morning and read the newspaper and find out that Tiger Woods is playing in the next tournament. After they hear this they all get worried and shit themselves.
Bob: "When I got onto the golf course today and saw Tiger the Tiger Woods effect hit me. Did hit you too?"

John: "Of course it did it is Tiger Woods."
by stevo supremo August 22, 2011
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woodsball

a type of paintball played in natural terrain, or have natural bunkers (logs, trees, rocks, etc...). typically ascociated with noobs, it is not uncommon to see woodsball teams in the sport. orginizations such as the "S.P.P.L." help promote it. although many woodsballers brag to speedballers that it involves tactics, and dosent just waste paint, it can also be argued that in woodsball, teams will assign a member of the team to lay down cover fire with a automatic, or fast gun equal to the amount that an average speedballer might use in a game.
tom: do you play woodsball?

george: yeah, its played in natural terrain, and is cool.

tom: awsome!
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