Awkward Whale

A branch of the awkward animal series (awkward turtle, awkward eel etc...)
In the middle of a party, if an awkward situation arises, lie on the floor and thrash around for a few seconds. It should soon make it obvious that you are finding something a bit awkward.

He's totally awkward whale-ing.

by The Awkward Witch November 13, 2010

emo whale

(as seen on myspace)
any really fat chick who goes to concerts and is fatass fugly and is relly obsessed

(at a concert)
get out of my way you emo whale your taking up the whole row

by MRRR August 21, 2005

Sperm Whales

Sperm Whales are a bunch of whales that have sex in the ocean. When the whale gets horny it produces gallons of sperm that mixes with the ocean water.

Sperm Whales are the horniest whale species known to man.

Child: MOM WHATS THAT?
Mom: Don't look honey.. those are two whales having sex
Dad : Those are called Sperm Whales *jerks off*
Child: Woah! whats thats white stuff!

Why is the ocean water so salty?.. Probably because of them Sperm Whales

by ilovespermwhaleslmao February 13, 2010

Dirty Whale

After a woman performs fellatio on a man she takes it in the mouth and leans back. Then she lies on her back and tilts her head towards the ceiling and blows the load, resembling the spout of a whale releasing air from its blow hole.

Emily gave James the best Dirty Whale of his life last night,

by Injaaa January 16, 2009

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

whale tail

When the top of a woman's thong is visible above her low-rise pants. The back straps of the exposed thong resemble a whale's tail.

Young girls these days leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Just look at her whale tail!

by Caitlin W. September 11, 2008

Casino Whale

A casino whale is quite simply a casino customer who gambles large amounts of money and is therefor counted as a casino whale, being a large fish in comparison to others

Look at that casino whale over there, he is gambling $20,000 a hand on blackjack...

by casinowhaledotcom September 7, 2013