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Western Steamer

A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.
Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.
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Western Pleasure

A sex act, in which a person chokes themselves with a lasso, while being simultaneously penetrated by a cactus, yelling "Yee Yee!"
"You can go Western Pleasure yourself, you telephone pole-family-tree-having sonofabitch."
by Palaka Ma'i October 22, 2025
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Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024
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The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.
Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!
by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023
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The western spittle

when I yank your hair back and when you go to say owww I spit in your mouth
During mating season, Channings will typically start with " the western spittle" to assert dominance and control
by Aunt Fancy November 12, 2022
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Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.
Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?
by Boof lord September 20, 2019
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Westernism

The opposite side of orientalism where instead of westerners glorifying or obsessing of eastern culture to the point it becomes a stereotype (like japan with anime) not knowing the faults of the countries like laws and work conditions.

Glorification of the Western world despite its own faults too, past events like world colonization of countries, slavery, genocide, and never went through the harsh living in the world and even Eastern Europe during ww2 and the iron curtain.

There is also another form called slavophile which instead of the western world it is the the former soviet union and other slavic nations.
Orientalism is to Japanese or Korean cultural obsession as Westernism is to British or French cultural obsession.
by Doctor Whomst'd've what? March 4, 2025
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