Eating Watermelon

Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.

Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.

eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.

A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.

So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!

by SxHustles December 5, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

1. Harry Styles song

2. Literal sugar from a watermelon, such as juice

ok why the hell is this #1 on trending

I love the now song Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles.
Hey, take out that watermelon sugar or the watermelon will make a mess when we eat it.

by whydid2020exist March 3, 2021

Watermelon Ride

When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.

"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."

by Joey of Gass August 21, 2011

Watermelon Sugar

A song on Harry Styles’ album “fine line” that is about the female orgasm

I love Harry’s song watermelon sugar

by Harry’s Watermelon October 7, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

A tasty Watermellon, usually sweet.
A compliment to someone who is nice.

This watermelon sugar is very sweet.
She is being watermelon sugar rn

by Sweck on a cliff September 13, 2021

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 22, 2019

Watermelon Sugar

Email me when this word is not #1 anymore

Watermelon Sugar :)

by [e-mail] May 23, 2021