Walmart

Its what i call having sex because it is often the excuse i use to get out of the house to go have sex.

Calls up girl and ask if she wants to go to "WALMART"

by GrizzleTrizzle July 26, 2005

walmart's neck

the aching feeling in the neck from where one has played the demo games at walmart for way too long

dude, clary, let's bounce bro. i'm gettin major walmart's neck from guitar hero

by dippin dots August 21, 2007

walmarty

A party at walmart, which is open 24 hours a day.

Hey, what should we do tonight?
Let's have a walmarty! They're open 24 hours!

by BonquishaR July 20, 2008

walmart

proof that god has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me go in and look around at all the employees and customers.

Oh my god look at that guy he has to shop at walmart.

by Zach T L October 30, 2006

Walmart

A place where if you are white, you will be the only one for miles. Unfortunately it is true. Most hispanics, arabs, and white trash shop here. Average people shop here on occasion for their cheap ass prices. In some eyes it, is communism in its purest form. In some eyes, it is the only damn price you can get shit for because you work at McDonalds.

Damn, where did Sue go?
I don't know. She got lost in that crowd of Mexicans. DAMN YOU WALMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Wetback September 12, 2008

Walmartian

An empty carapice of a person who has been abducted by aliens and has been brainwashed with extremely conservative, Republican, and evangelical ideals. The walmartian is actually part of a massive conspiracy to overthrow the American government by voting for horrid right wing politicians and destroying local economies. Walmartians are forced to spend the majority of their lives in Walmarts so that they can be brainwashed with the newest alien plans. They are most often spotted at 2-5 AM in very large groups talking loudly with hick dialects and beating their wives/children/husbands while trying to find the gunrack aisle. They lack any intelligence and cannot be reasoned with. If you come into contact with one, avoid eye contact and try to remain absolutely still. The walmartian cannot see movement due to the bright lights in their hives.

1. James: I heard the walmartians are going to nominate Judge Roy Moore for president.
Robert: Shit, we're all screwed.

2. Alexa: Last time I went to Walmart, I got stuck in line between two packs of walmartians.

by Beebe May 28, 2006

Walmart Yodeling Kid

His actual name is Mason Ramsey. He's honestly trash, but everyone loves him for some reason. He performed at Coachella and some fancy auditorium. He's famous for singing Love Sick Blues at Walmart. He's already making a new song, it goes something like "If im gonna be famous for something I wanna be famous for lovin' you" which is stupid because who is he gonna love? His cow on the farm? Fuck you. There's no point in him being able to perform at Coachella. Stupid ass people. The meme died but he still thinks it's going on. Poor kid. He's gonna get influenced and end up doing drugs like cocaine or weed. Maybe both. Who knows.

Have you seen the Walmart Yodeling Kid meme?
That meme is dead , move on.

by TheSushiHasBlood June 1, 2018