Wattage Bazooka

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.

"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.

by hlfssw July 21, 2016

what can you do when you live in a shoe?

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

by N. Way March 31, 2020

It was what it was

This word is similar to it is what it is except it means that you are done. You can't change the situation, so there is no need to worry about it or waste any more time with it and you have moved on.

Girl 1: I am sorry that you and Brad broke up.

Girl 2: Oh no biggie, it was what it was! I am past him now!

by binkie102 December 20, 2008

Whatthefuckistan

A term used to describe an obscure country in any part of the world.

Bill just got back from a trip to Whatthefuckistan. Supposedly, he was teaching English to the little Whatthefuckistani boys and girls.

Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!

by American Idget June 10, 2010

what is you on

you are doing way to much

say if your friend is playing to much you say what is you on bro
well that's what I say

by candyonfire June 5, 2016

Oh, What's Occurin?

A phrase used to ask "what's up?", "what's going on?", "What're you up to?" or "What you doing?".

Derived from the character Nessa on hit TV series "Gavin and Stacey". Made famous by radio DJ Scott Mills (unkown-present) with the "Oh What's Occurin? Game".

Scott (to chappers): "Oh, what's occurin?"
Chappers: "Just reading some sport."

by Jack Anthony Mason January 27, 2009

what the hell is even that

a perfect response to "daddy chill"

Soft looking black dude: Daddy Chill
Boomer: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?

by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020