Going to Walmart

Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."

Other variations include:

"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.
I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
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Walmart Trash

Similar to a Walmart rat. Someone who could be defined as Walmart trash spends their time in a Walmart and loiters around there. Another definition for Walmart trash is a Walmart customer who looks shady or is doing weird or stupid things.

So basically, it means a lesser human being that dwells in Walmart.
I was at Walmart the other day buying some snacks, but then some Walmart trash came up to me and questioned my snack choices.
by whiteboyz36 October 27, 2017
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walmart kid

A kid that sung a song inside Walmart and became viral
He yodels like the Walmart kid
by Money mo April 11, 2018
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Walmart boner

Obtaining an erection while in Walmart
I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!
by Texas eagle December 16, 2017
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walmart fish

Someone who is extremely gross and petty
Damn, My side chick, she's a Walmart fish
by KayleeDevlani January 11, 2017
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brown walmart

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.
"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."
by #sysadmins December 02, 2009
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Going Walmart

verb, noun Go-ing Wal-mart Spinoff of term, "Going Postal" infers to the act of committing gun violence in a series of workplace violence related killing rampages of recent times.
Going Walmart. *Slang: 1. The boss seems pretty irritable right now, God I hope he doesn't go "Walmart" on us. 2. Don't chew' go n' pull a "Walmart" like wtf's gone down before, bruh! 3. Betta' stay outa' da' breakroom today cuz'! That one boss is workin' tunite' yo. 4. Best walk around to the side door dawg! Ima see a employee pullin' in wid' his pickup truck at a high rate of speed towards the front door man. Let's book it!!!
by bovobruh December 31, 2022
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