Vitamin V

A street name for Viagra.

Hugh Hefner must take lots of Vitamin V

by Kappa D June 11, 2008

vitamin water

A drink that teenagers carry around to look cool and act like they care about their health (like they didn't just eat a quarter pounder and fries from McDonalds). Sadly, what these poor kids don't know is that vitamin waters add water weight to your stomach=THEY GIVE YOU A FAT,SACK-LIKE BEER BELLY! (betcha didn't know that!) -Vitamin Waters are the reason so many teenage girls have those pudjy little love handles hanging out from the sides of their mid-drifts. yet still, teenagers gulp these down like they are a drink from the gods, when they taste like diluted kool-aid.But they make you look "healthy" and "cool" and that's all that matters!

girl 1: I've been working out 4 times a week at the gym, playing tennis, and eating nothing but salad and drinking nothing but Vitamin Waters.
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!

by ~caramel~ May 29, 2005

Vitabu

a mixed drink. Vitamin Water and Malibu.

Bartender! Mix me a Vitabu...so i can get my vitamins while i drink!!

by MegElls March 8, 2008

Vital Hazzard

A Speed/Thrash/Heavy Metal band formed in 2010 that's play's old-school thrash like Megadeth and Metallica

Vital Hazzard is old school metal

by Droogiex666 April 4, 2010

Virjaculation

When someone Ejaculates while they're a virgin.

"Hey i got turned down for losing my virginity so i just had to go for another Virjaculation."

by Rudicorn_Tribuscus February 5, 2012

Vitamin Trumpet

A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.

"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"

"use your vitamin trumpet"

by theantiscro May 11, 2014

vita pee

Neon bright yellow urine caused by taking too many vitamins.

I took the recommended vitamins and it caused vita pee. Vita pee looks like someone broke a highlighter in the toilet. $20 of my $30 vitamins ended up as vita pee.

by Gottalaughgirl April 8, 2015